I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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