Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
she smelled like a LAN party
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
