If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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