Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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