Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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