I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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