Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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