i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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