So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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