just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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