Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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