what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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