Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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