I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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