I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I think people are normalizing furries
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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