she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
How's work?
Spinning.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
