I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
We left the knife in your bed.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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