how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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