We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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