I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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