I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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