I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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