FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
