Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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