she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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