I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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