And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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