She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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