Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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