They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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