we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Of course I have a pirate flag
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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