i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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