I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Randomize
