Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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