The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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