What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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