I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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