My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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