I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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