My hair reeks of homosexuality.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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