Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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