is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
you never un-have a 4some
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
