Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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