She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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