You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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