Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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