My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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