dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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