Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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