playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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