I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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