adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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