: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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