k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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