Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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