She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
no. you can't hotbox the world.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize