I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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